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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”
Friday 8/22/2014

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 “When [Tina] got [at SNL] she was kind of goofy-looking, but everyone had a crush on her because she was so funny and bitingly mean. How did she go from ugly duckling into swan? It’s the Leni Riefenstahl in her. She has such a German work ethic even though she’s half Greek. It’s superhuman, the German thing of ‘This will happen and I am going to make this happen.’ It’s just sheer force of will.” - Steve Higgins.

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Heyyyy;

“When [Tina] got [at SNL] she was kind of goofy-looking, but everyone had a crush on her because she was so funny and bitingly mean. How did she go from ugly duckling into swan? It’s the Leni Riefenstahl in her. She has such a German work ethic even though she’s half Greek. It’s superhuman, the German thing of ‘This will happen and I am going to make this happen.’ It’s just sheer force of will.” - Steve Higgins.

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He looks like he should be bickering with Nick Swardson and Allen Covert while making robot sounds. :P

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whiteparkbay:

(1973) Pink Floyd - The Great Gig in the Sky [The Dark Side of the Moon]

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Rush     » Tom Sawyer

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thecatandthecobra:

Pixies - Here Comes Your Man

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"I have a complaint. None of the rafters I tried to hang myself from downstairs support my weight."

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Bryan Johnson, “Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave” podcast, Episode No. 155 “Bitchface”, 1:45:22, from an outtake for the show’s Hulu “Time Phone” commercial. You HAVE to listen to this commercial during the podcast. (via electricbamboo)

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Happy Birthday, Tony Soprano - August 22, 1960

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Thursday 8/21/2014

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tellemcomicbookmen:

I ate a styrofoam cooler earlier today…

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entediadoateamorte:

[Being Bryan Johnson]

- Comic Book Men

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heinekenrana:

mad-moxley:

kingimpulse:

Imagine the work I could achieve I put this sort of effort into something worthwhile

what the fuck is jimmy john’s?

SUBS. /Brock Lesnar voice

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JIMMIJOHNS!!!;

heinekenrana:

mad-moxley:

kingimpulse:

Imagine the work I could achieve I put this sort of effort into something worthwhile

what the fuck is jimmy john’s?

SUBS. /Brock Lesnar voice

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